NURSE: Ilan po lahat ang anak nyo Ale?
PASYENTE: Labing-lima po lahat.
NURSE: Andami naman, hindi po ba kayo gumagamit ng PILLS, CONDOM, WITHDRAWAL, o kahit IUD?
PASYENTE: Cross my heart, Dok! TITI lang ho talaga!!!
--oOo--
T.I.I.S. At 21, women proudly say "I'm part of T.G.I.S." - Thank God I'm Single!
At 31, women strongly say "I'm part of T.I.I.S." - 'Tang-Ina I'm Single!
--oOo--
Boy: First ba ako sayo??
Girl: OO naman wala nang iba pa...
Boy: Really??
Girl: ( Galit ) Bakit ba lahat kayong mga lalake ask the same question?? Ok na!! Ok na!! Pang 58 ka!!!!
--oOo--
Dalawang bakla ang nag-kasabay ng sakay sa dyip.Panay ang irapan at parinigan:
1st Bakla: Mamang tsuper, eto ang bayad- Baclaran!!!
Akala nung isang bakla e pinariringan siya kaya:
2nd Bakla: Mamang tsuper,eto ang bayad-BAKLA RIN!!!
--oOo--
Kuto1: Kuto2 this is kuto1 over....
Kuto2: Yes kuto1, naririnig kita!!!
Kuto1: Kuto2 dito ako ngayon sa PUBIC HAIR ni Ma'am nagtatago OVER!!!
Kuto2: Ok received!!! Kuto1 dito na ko sa Bigote ni Sir...Approaching...
Friday, August 7, 2009
Pinoy Text Jokes 1
anak: ma! sbi ng mga kalaro ko panget daw ako..
mama: anak, ang kgndahan ay nsa loob..
kya wag ka ng lumabas..dto ka lng..
--oOo--
ang
tunay na
maganda..
MAHiYAiN
mrunong mg'SORi
at.
MKKALiMUTiN.
at,
at,
anu pa
nga un?
shocks!
NAKALiMUTAN q
na nmn!
NKKAHiYA 2loy.
SORi!
--oOo--
Wish Ka
Genie: Wish ka!
Erap: Lagyan mo ng flyoevers ang buong Pilipinas! Etong Mapa!
Genie: Hirap naman! Iba na lang!
Erap: Gawin mo akong matalino!
Genie: Asan na nga yung mapa?
--oOo--
Erap: Loi soli ko na itong isang litrong bote ng coke.
Loi: Ok
(then after 2 minutes bumalik si erap sa bahay)
Loi: O ang bilis mo naming bumalik.
Erap: May nakalimutan ako eh.
Loi: Ano?
Erap: Sumbrero.
Loi: ???Erap: Eh nakasulat ditto sa bote return with cap
mama: anak, ang kgndahan ay nsa loob..
kya wag ka ng lumabas..dto ka lng..
--oOo--
ang
tunay na
maganda..
MAHiYAiN
mrunong mg'SORi
at.
MKKALiMUTiN.
at,
at,
anu pa
nga un?
shocks!
NAKALiMUTAN q
na nmn!
NKKAHiYA 2loy.
SORi!
--oOo--
Wish Ka
Genie: Wish ka!
Erap: Lagyan mo ng flyoevers ang buong Pilipinas! Etong Mapa!
Genie: Hirap naman! Iba na lang!
Erap: Gawin mo akong matalino!
Genie: Asan na nga yung mapa?
--oOo--
Erap: Loi soli ko na itong isang litrong bote ng coke.
Loi: Ok
(then after 2 minutes bumalik si erap sa bahay)
Loi: O ang bilis mo naming bumalik.
Erap: May nakalimutan ako eh.
Loi: Ano?
Erap: Sumbrero.
Loi: ???Erap: Eh nakasulat ditto sa bote return with cap
Love Text Messages 1
The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.
The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned.
One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love love someone else.
If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, then they never were.
Trying to make someone fall in love with you is about as pointless as trying to control who you fall in love with.
Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives its meaning.
Every man is afraid of something. That's how you will know he is in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you.
Love is like an earthquake-- unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are.
The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned.
One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love love someone else.
If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, then they never were.
Trying to make someone fall in love with you is about as pointless as trying to control who you fall in love with.
Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives its meaning.
Every man is afraid of something. That's how you will know he is in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you.
Love is like an earthquake-- unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are.
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